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Alright, so Wealthsimple's jumping into the cross-border payments game with Wise. Big deal. Let's be real, shouldn't sending money internationally in 2025 be as easy as sending a damn text? The fact that it's still a "problem" to be "solved" is a testament to how ridiculously slow the traditional banking system is.
They're touting "faster, more affordable, and seamless" transfers. No hidden markups! Groundbreaking. It's like patting yourself on the back for inventing the wheel... in the age of self-driving cars.
Hanna Zaidi, Wealthsimple’s chief compliance officer, says they make sure every detail is upfront. Okay, great. Transparency is the bare minimum, not a selling point. "Look at us, we're not actively trying to rip you off!"
And Wise Platform is "powering" this whole thing. Which basically means they're doing the actual work while Wealthsimple slaps their logo on it. Smart move for Wealthsimple, I guess. Less work for them. Wise brings cross-border payments to Wealthsimple customers
But here's what I don't get: why does it still take "a few hours" for most transfers? Some could take days? Seriously? We can stream 4K video across the planet in real-time, but moving money takes longer than ordering a pizza? What is this, the Pony Express?
Wealthsimple is "exploring" how stablecoins can improve money transfers. Oh, now we're talking. That's where the real potential lies. But ofcourse, they're "closely following" the government's work on related legislation. Which means they're waiting for permission from the dinosaurs in Washington to do anything truly innovative.
Zaidi says their focus is on "understanding where they can add real value." Translation: "We're trying to figure out how to make money off this new technology without getting slapped with a lawsuit."
And the Canadian government is planning a Real-Time Rail system for 2026. Another year? Another year of waiting for something that should already exist?
Meanwhile, the U.S. and Mexico are cracking down on casinos laundering cartel cash through cross-border transactions. You know, maybe if legitimate cross-border payments weren't such a pain in the ass, people wouldn't be so tempted to use shady alternatives. Just a thought. Cross-Border Casino Crackdown Targets Cartel Cash
Speaking of government, I still don't understand why the process to get a passport or renew one is still archaic. You have to send in your old one, wait months, and pay a hefty fee. Why can't I just upload my picture and pay online? It's 2025 for crying out loud!
Look, I'm not saying Wealthsimple's move is bad. It's progress, I guess. But it's the kind of incremental, glacially-paced progress that makes you want to scream. They're solving a problem that shouldn't exist in the first place, and they're doing it with technology that feels about five years behind the curve.
Then again, maybe I'm just being cynical. Maybe I expect too much. But let's be real: when it comes to money, I don't think expecting things to be fast, easy, and transparent is too much to ask.